My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.

(via raeraenjma)