caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me